Sleep regression? IT’S REAL AND IT DOES NOT ONLY APPLY TO NEWBORNS. (See also, send coffee, I’m tired).  They are SO SMART. I don’t know why I just assumed kids were kinda just (I can’t think of a nice way to say this so I’m gonna go with not-smart) until they were like five or […]

I have more patience than I thought was humanly possible. Spoiler alert: It is, somehow, still not enough.  I don’t care as much about the things I thought would be a big deal to me. Example: Jack’s main food group? Chicken nuggets. It’s just what he’ll eat the most of.  The things I do care […]

On the first day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me…A picture with Santa where there was so much screaming, even Santa isn’t smiling. (I’ll frame it anyway).   On the second day of Christmas, my toddler gave to me…Two epic meltdowns before 10:00AM, because Christmas errands are not for the faint of heart, and […]