10 Lies that Every Girl, Ever, Tells Herself.
Sleeping with my hair in a bun won’t be an issue at all when I wake up tomorrow.
I’ll just have a kale salad for dinner. No dressing. Kale has superpowers and will fill me up for the next six hours. I most definitely will not be ordering late night pizza in shame. Nope.
I don’t need to wash my hair. This dry shampoo is going to make it look like I spent three hours fixing my hair this morning, and I got to sleep in. Boom.
I can quit coffee anytime I want to. Diet Coke? I could give that up.
Taking a Netflix break will definitely inspire me to work hard for the rest of the day. Just one episode.
I can totally rock this trendy, very unlike me look. Kimono? Baggy jeans? Done and done. I look fantastic. I do look fantastic, right?
My mom will totally give me an unbiased opinion about whether or not I look fantastic in said trends. I’ll just text her a pic real quick for a completely honest answer.
I will be so happy with my decision to chop all my hair off. #NOREGRETS.
This juice cleanse will make me feel so healthy. I love fruit and lemonade, there’s no way this could go wrong!
What are some other lies we tell ourselves?
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hahaha YESS!!! I chopped my hair off back in May and it is taking forever to grow back! I miss my hair so much! This is a great post!
bahaha this is fantastic. Agree 100% with all of them.
Yes to all! The chopping all my hair off one really rang true to me since I just did that. #noregrets
hahahaha yes!!!! I love this!
omg yes to all of these! the kale one is me every time I think it's a good idea to just bring a salad for lunch. Leads to an Auntie Anne's pretzel run every. time.
bahaha yep. so accurate. i am currently experiencing the diet coke one. in that, i'm currently drinking one.
I WAS HAPPY I CHOPPED MY HAIR OFF. haha. Although asymmetrical is proving to be tricky…
all the others though… true life.
Hahaha! Yes to every last one of these things!!! Love it!
Love it! I always tell myself "these heels won't hurt my feet." Biggest lie ever!
This his hilarious! And sooo true! Especially the Netflix break…. just one episode… as if! haha
Hahahaha this was so good! I tell myself that coffee lie all the time. Today will be the last day I go to Starbucks…until tomorrow.
"Why get that clunky, heavy duty cell phone case that will totally protect my phone when I can get this extremely flimsy one that has adorable OWLS on it?" (Okay…just me?)
Seriously, though. I love all of these. Needed the laughter that I got from reading this post!
Great post! And I love me some Ryan Gosling gifs!!!
SO HILARIOUS!!!!! hahaha! Perfect gifs!
OMG best post I've read all day! Hahahaha! I am dying at my desk right now. Thanks for the laughs 🙂
These are so accurate! ESP about sleeping in a bun. whyy do we tell ourselves these lies?? *high five* for awesomness!
Freakin hilarious!
This was hilarious!!! Love the office gifs!!
Yessss! So great.
Yes to the hair one, it never fails that every time I get the nerve up to chop it off I regret it immediately.
Oh my gosh, hilarious girl. Yup, baggy jeans made my cringe on myself. Buns and bed time are always a disaster for me!
oh my gosh i am dying by reading this post so so so true!
This is hilarious and just made my day! Every girl ever is right. 🙂
hahahah! I always push my hair that one day beyond when I should with the dry shampoo.
I'm actually cracking up – love the dry shampoo one haha!
Oh these are so funny!
The lie I tell myself every day is that if I just put on a little concealer, no one will ever notice that zit on my chin!
I definitely lie about the wet hair at night and the dry shampoo trick, when will I ever learn???? I also lie to myself about shopping less and only buying quality items. Oops!
This is great!! And all of your gifs are spot on! These are definitely all true!
Hahaha this is so awesome and so true!! I love all your gifs that go along with this 🙂
Love all of these and the gifs that accompany them, the biggest one for me is, I'll remember this, I don't need to write it down. Riiiiight.
SO true! I decided at one point in high school to chop my hair off AND dye it almost black at the same time. Yeah I definitely didn't regret that decision at all…
holy cow you spoke to me with this one. i was like an hour away from chopping my hair lately and i'm glad i didn't. always regret! xo
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this is seriously hilarious! why do we do this to ourselves? lol
this is hilarious! but i am totally going strong on 9 days without diet coke! haha 🙂
Ha! Oh that first one… how long have I been shaving now? Literally took me until a few months ago to learn I should probably invest in a nice razor. Deeefinitely doing the dry shampoo thing today and it's not going well already!
This is hilarious! Every single one had me shaking my head in agreement. Bwahaha!
You just wrote a post that is 110% true and even more amazing! Loved it all!!!!
Ha! So true. I always regret big hair decisions.
I finally just bought your book!! I've been waiting for some free time to read it but I'm an English major so I have 0% free time. But guess what? I'm going to read it anyways because I love you and I love this blog!
Haha I can relate to all of these! Loved this post!!
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HAHAHA. Yes to all of them!
So so true! Awesome post!
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oh man.. with netflix you can never stop!!
i try not to have a midnight snack.. and then jacob laughs at me because he knows if i resist the urge.. i will be eating a 5 course meal at 3AM.
Yes Yes Yes!! Dry shampoo is like that fake friend "yah girl, you look great", LIAR! And usually that 'one episode' of Netflix turns into a late night for me. Hence the reason for sleeping in and the use of dry shampoo!!
Like I wish you could see the result of me sleeping with my hair in a bun last night. Heinous. And now I have to start all over again. #storyofmylife
YES! haha so true!
hahahaha i am dying! so true! and all these gifs are amazing aaamazing!
Bahahaha! Netflix gets me every time!
This cracks me up. How true all of this is! I LOVE it!
Hahahahaha, so true!
Hahahahaha! LOVE this post! So many of them are spot on! I must say I love my dry shampoo days though. It tames my huge curly head. Thanks for sharing!
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haha YES. All these lies, all the time
#noregrets
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