10 Lies that Every Girl, Ever, Tells Herself.

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  1. Logan Cantrell

    September 8th, 2014 at 6:37 pm

    hahaha YESS!!! I chopped my hair off back in May and it is taking forever to grow back! I miss my hair so much! This is a great post!

  2. Amanda Jaynes

    September 8th, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    bahaha this is fantastic. Agree 100% with all of them.

  3. Life with Lolo

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    Yes to all! The chopping all my hair off one really rang true to me since I just did that. #noregrets

  4. DeborahYanni

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    hahahaha yes!!!! I love this!

  5. Tami

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    omg yes to all of these! the kale one is me every time I think it's a good idea to just bring a salad for lunch. Leads to an Auntie Anne's pretzel run every. time.

  6. Helene in Between

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:15 pm

    bahaha yep. so accurate. i am currently experiencing the diet coke one. in that, i'm currently drinking one.

  7. Abbey

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    I WAS HAPPY I CHOPPED MY HAIR OFF. haha. Although asymmetrical is proving to be tricky…

    all the others though… true life.

  8. Nadine Lynn

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    Hahaha! Yes to every last one of these things!!! Love it!

  9. Lindsay Latimer

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    Love it! I always tell myself "these heels won't hurt my feet." Biggest lie ever!

  10. Carly Blogs Here

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:30 pm

    This his hilarious! And sooo true! Especially the Netflix break…. just one episode… as if! haha

  11. Rebecca Chapman

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    Hahahaha this was so good! I tell myself that coffee lie all the time. Today will be the last day I go to Starbucks…until tomorrow.

  12. Chelsea Woodring

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    "Why get that clunky, heavy duty cell phone case that will totally protect my phone when I can get this extremely flimsy one that has adorable OWLS on it?" (Okay…just me?)

    Seriously, though. I love all of these. Needed the laughter that I got from reading this post!

  13. Laurie Olsen

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    Great post! And I love me some Ryan Gosling gifs!!!

  14. Ember Grey.

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    SO HILARIOUS!!!!! hahaha! Perfect gifs!

  15. Emily Stewart

    September 8th, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    OMG best post I've read all day! Hahahaha! I am dying at my desk right now. Thanks for the laughs šŸ™‚

  16. Melissa Camacho

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    These are so accurate! ESP about sleeping in a bun. whyy do we tell ourselves these lies?? *high five* for awesomness!

  17. Kaylyn Weir

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Freakin hilarious!

  18. Faith Golden

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    This was hilarious!!! Love the office gifs!!

  19. Anonymous

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    Yessss! So great.

  20. Anonymous

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    Yes to the hair one, it never fails that every time I get the nerve up to chop it off I regret it immediately.

  21. MakeMeUpMia

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    Oh my gosh, hilarious girl. Yup, baggy jeans made my cringe on myself. Buns and bed time are always a disaster for me!

  22. henning love

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    oh my gosh i am dying by reading this post so so so true!

  23. Bekah M.

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    This is hilarious and just made my day! Every girl ever is right. šŸ™‚

  24. SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph

    September 8th, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    hahahah! I always push my hair that one day beyond when I should with the dry shampoo.

  25. A Brew of Blessings

    September 8th, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    I'm actually cracking up – love the dry shampoo one haha!

  26. Karen M. Peterson

    September 8th, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    Oh these are so funny!

    The lie I tell myself every day is that if I just put on a little concealer, no one will ever notice that zit on my chin!

  27. Because of Jackie

    September 8th, 2014 at 11:37 pm

    I definitely lie about the wet hair at night and the dry shampoo trick, when will I ever learn???? I also lie to myself about shopping less and only buying quality items. Oops!

  28. Elena Ridley

    September 8th, 2014 at 11:42 pm

    This is great!! And all of your gifs are spot on! These are definitely all true!

  29. Holly

    September 8th, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    Hahaha this is so awesome and so true!! I love all your gifs that go along with this šŸ™‚

  30. Meghan

    September 9th, 2014 at 2:47 am

    Love all of these and the gifs that accompany them, the biggest one for me is, I'll remember this, I don't need to write it down. Riiiiight.

  31. Nadia @ The View is Beautiful

    September 9th, 2014 at 3:27 am

    SO true! I decided at one point in high school to chop my hair off AND dye it almost black at the same time. Yeah I definitely didn't regret that decision at all…

  32. Kerri Taylor

    September 9th, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    holy cow you spoke to me with this one. i was like an hour away from chopping my hair lately and i'm glad i didn't. always regret! xo

    cheshirekatblog.com

  33. Rachel Stoddard

    September 9th, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    this is seriously hilarious! why do we do this to ourselves? lol

  34. Kristen

    September 9th, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    this is hilarious! but i am totally going strong on 9 days without diet coke! haha šŸ™‚

  35. Angela

    September 9th, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    Ha! Oh that first one… how long have I been shaving now? Literally took me until a few months ago to learn I should probably invest in a nice razor. Deeefinitely doing the dry shampoo thing today and it's not going well already!

  36. Pamela @ alittleglitter.com

    September 9th, 2014 at 4:09 pm

    This is hilarious! Every single one had me shaking my head in agreement. Bwahaha!

  37. Caitlyn Phipps

    September 9th, 2014 at 4:58 pm

    You just wrote a post that is 110% true and even more amazing! Loved it all!!!!

  38. Kate @ Another Clean Slate

    September 9th, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    Ha! So true. I always regret big hair decisions.

  39. Jenna Adendorff

    September 9th, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    I finally just bought your book!! I've been waiting for some free time to read it but I'm an English major so I have 0% free time. But guess what? I'm going to read it anyways because I love you and I love this blog!

  40. marisa ioannou

    September 9th, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    Haha I can relate to all of these! Loved this post!!
    I have just started my own blog and would love if you could check it out! x

    http://em-loves-reading.blogspot.co.uk/

  41. Rena m

    September 9th, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Truer words were never spoken!

  42. Susannah

    September 9th, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    HAHAHA. Yes to all of them!

  43. Missie

    September 10th, 2014 at 12:37 am

    So so true! Awesome post!
    New follower šŸ™‚
    Missie @ A Flurry of Ponderings

  44. Esther Ju*Lee

    September 10th, 2014 at 1:59 am

    oh man.. with netflix you can never stop!!

    i try not to have a midnight snack.. and then jacob laughs at me because he knows if i resist the urge.. i will be eating a 5 course meal at 3AM.

  45. -Heather-

    September 10th, 2014 at 6:17 am

    Yes Yes Yes!! Dry shampoo is like that fake friend "yah girl, you look great", LIAR! And usually that 'one episode' of Netflix turns into a late night for me. Hence the reason for sleeping in and the use of dry shampoo!!

  46. Natalie Zambreski

    September 10th, 2014 at 10:16 am

    Like I wish you could see the result of me sleeping with my hair in a bun last night. Heinous. And now I have to start all over again. #storyofmylife

  47. Morgan Sparks

    September 10th, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    YES! haha so true!

  48. brittany

    September 13th, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    hahahaha i am dying! so true! and all these gifs are amazing aaamazing!

  49. Chevron andLace

    September 14th, 2014 at 6:10 am

    Bahahaha! Netflix gets me every time!

  50. Always in a Southern State of Mind

    September 15th, 2014 at 11:35 pm

    This cracks me up. How true all of this is! I LOVE it!

  51. Miss Angie

    September 16th, 2014 at 1:43 am

    Hahahahaha, so true!

  52. ahoy kate!

    September 23rd, 2014 at 6:29 am

    Hahahahaha! LOVE this post! So many of them are spot on! I must say I love my dry shampoo days though. It tames my huge curly head. Thanks for sharing!

    ahoykate.com

  53. Treasure Tromp

    September 23rd, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    haha YES. All these lies, all the time

    #noregrets

  54. Katie Visconti

    October 14th, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    Your blog is so wonderful. Funny and heartfelt, keep doing your writer thing, girl! xoxo

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