Lies Everyone Tells Themselves.
I can stop drinking coffee cold turkey. It’s the best way.
If I spend $300 at Whole Foods, I will easily lose weight.
Staying up for two more episodes is fine. I won’t be tired in the morning.
These brand new shoes are the perfect thing to wear for this event that I will be on my feet for hours for. They won’t hurt my feet at all.
I’m going to save all of my money. Starting tomorrow, because I already bought coffee today.
I’ll remember this very important thing. I don’t need to set a reminder for myself.
If I spend all this money on this new planner, I will be more productive.
Those two pushups I did that one time two weeks ago are definitely going to pay off.
I’ll start ____ on Monday.
I’ll like this haircut more when I get home.
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These are great! Especially the one about the staying up for two more episodes… or "I'll just read one more chapter and then go to bed. I'll put the book down then." Nope.
The shoes one is so true!! Never fails that I get blisters! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston
Oh too funny! Especially the coffee ones, Because let's be real, coffee basically runs the world 😉
My goodness these are too true. Especially the shoes and two more episodes!
Haha too true. Especially the 2 more episodes & the 2 push-ups. Except I did 10 last night. So I'm basically off the hook until June. 😉
It really is a public service that I don't quit my coffee habit..
Hilarious and so true! I do the 2 more episodes all the time and the 2 push ups.
Beautifully Candid
bahahaha i love the whole foods one. I always do that..If I spend all this money at the grocery store on ONLY healthy stuff..I will definitely be forced to eat it and i'll get skinny so fast. nope..never works.
Ahahaha this is fabulous! ESPECIALLY the coffee one because uh hello, it's my lifeline.
Haha very cute, especially the Whole Foods one!!
These are so spot on! Especially only watching two more episodes of whatever show. I'm SO guilty of that.
Lol!!!! This had me cracking up!!!
Those gifs are perfect.So many of these apply to me- haha! That push up one is always what I think when I finish working out. Hahaha!
Lol love this! So true, especially dropping a lot of money on things that will definitely make me ____." Never happens!
Soooo many of these have come out of my mouth! Esp staying up late for episodes and my feet not hurting. Haha! I love the gifs!
Evelina @ Fortunate House
Basically every pair of pretty shoes I own is also a torture device, but I continue to remain in denial. Wine helps numb the pain!
haha love this! I pulled the whole 2 more episodes last night – totally regret it now. -xx Leah || Chasing Texas
hahaha especially to the 2 more episodes thing, I usually just end up falling asleep if I try that!!
Haha these are spot on – last year I was all about getting the trendy, expensive planner because it was SO gonna help me get more organized! It did – for about one month. The rest of it is pretty much empty.
Oh, the memory one! It's gotten so much worse now that I'm pregnant!
The two more episodes one…totally me!
Haha, yes to the shoes! On one of our first dates to the freshmen formal, I wore four-inch heels, and Chris had to carry me home!
hahaha yessss!!! all of it. I bought chucks for my best friend's wedding reception 3 month in advance to break them in. Made that mistake more than once.
Okay these are awesome and this post was exactly what I needed for a little mid-morning laugh 🙂 Hope you're doing well, friend!
Hahaha I so can relate to the shoes one. Every. single. time.
HAHAH Yep to all of these.
ahahah the whole foods one– so true. though it's more like if I spend all this money surely I won't let the food go bad before I eat it.
Ah, these are all SO true! Especially quitting coffee cold turkey & remembering important things. And, the shoe thing happened to me just this past weekend which took the next few days to recover from!
Yesssss to all of these, especially quitting coffee and shoes at an all night event! Without fail every time 😛
Green Fashionista
Oh my gosh yes, yes, and yes! These are so darn true! My biggest lie is "I'll do it tomorrow".
LOL, gosh dangit – all so very true!!! hahaha. ESPECIALLY the whole foods one and the TV show one. I will watch shows until the wee hours under the lie that I'll be fine in the AM… ugh!
SO TRUE :') Thanks for all the 'nope's. You're really putting me back on track.
-M
The Life of Little Me
I'm dying…hilarious!! I go through almost all of these way more often than I'd like to admit 🙂
Hahahaha! This was so funny!!! 🙂 🙂 LOVED this post!!!
bahahahahaha the last one is fabulous.
Yes to all of these! This is an awesome post Chelsea!
More that come to mind, "I'll just have one cup of coffee this morning," or, "I'll totally remember that blog post idea later." :)))
This is absolutely just precious!! I can wholeheartedly agree with ALL of them:)!
Emily
This is absolutely just precious!! I can wholeheartedly agree with ALL of them:)!
Emily
Lol! So true!!!!
This was a good laugh!!! "I'll wake up earlier if I go to bed earlier" "It's banana bread, it's healthy because it has fruit in it!" "it's on sale, I'm saving money!"
Just one more chapter
HAHA The planner and the Whole Foods ones! I've been guilty of the planner one so many times. Can't help it! And I was at Trader Joe's once and overheard a lady pull up a container of chocolate covered something or other and declared "these are so good because they're healthy and all-natural! I can eat them all!". HA! Chocolate covered anything, wherever it's from, is still chocolate-covered something 😉
Katie @ Cup of Tea
hilarious!!!
LOLLLLL THIS POST!!!
This is too funny. Yes to all of these!!
Oh my gosh, this is hilarious because they're all so true! 🙂