10 Struggles Every Taylor Swift Fan Knows to be True.
1. It does not matter that I don’t even have a CD player anymore, I WILL be waiting in line at Target for this one. And the next one. And all of them. The year will be 2042 and I will STILL be waiting in line so I can read the lyrics booklet.
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2. We do not judge her dating choices. Too young? Too old? Everybody makes mistakes, OKAY? She’s gotta get new song material from somewhere, geeze. Don’t be petty. Until they break up, obviously, and then pettiness is necessary. Like, we’re still mad at Joe Jonas. And dear John? BYE FELICIA.
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3. I need to get married or pregnant or something so I can send her an invitation to my shower. And even if she’s too busy to come, she can send me a water color painting that will basically seal our friendship forever. Yep, time to have a baby.
4. *Casually stops listening to Katy Perry.* I will throw shade at Katy Perry in normal conversations, and if you are team Perry, well, it was a nice friendship while it lasted.
5. Every song has two alternate titles in my head: One, the person’s name who it’s actually about, and two, the person’s name who I sing it in my car about. Oh look, it’s the Style/Harry/Josh song!
6. I want wild and curly hair. Actually, I want super straight hair with blunt bangs. Oh wait, short hair. I want short hair.
7. Obviously I’m excited that her big announcement was her new album, but also just a little bummed that it had nothing to do with her releasing her own clothing line so we could all look like dolls. Is that coming soon? Please?
8. Okay, so I’m more of a dog person, but maybe I need a cat?
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9. Life goals: To be able to pull off one of her crop-top looks at least once in my lifetime.
10. There’s nothing like Taylor moving to New York and releasing an album that is not entirely about boys to realize it’s time to GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER DANGIT. Your twenties are not for messing around, they are for getting your crap together. Well, and also eating breakfast at midnight and falling in love with strangers. Okay that’s confusing….and happy/free/lonely at the same time…just a miserable and magical life over here, guys.
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Love all of these. I would love a Taylor Swift clothing line so we can look like dolls! Though I get told I look like Taylor at least once a week, so wearing her clothing line might not do me any favors. š
I don't know why people judge Taylor for who she dates. She's young! I dated some losers and jerks in my past too, it's just part of growing up and figuring out who you want to end up with.
Hysterical! I just recently started liking Taylor Swift because I feel like she's gotten on a more adult level (not to say I didn't always have her songs stuck in my head anyway). I really think she's fantastic. And I'm so with you on the short hair, I almost chopped mine off because of her cute bob in Shake it Off haha.
Love me some T.Swift! She once told me I was pretty and that's basically been the best moment of my life ever. Well, right behind marrying my husband and finding out we have a little girl on the way.. but still huge Tay Tay fan! I buy her CDs too, but only to listen to it in my car! Haha!
This is cute;) I downloaded most of her album off of iTunes, but I probably should probably have just bought the darn cd, I would have been better off!
Oh my gosh, YES! This is the best. I've always loved her and always will š
hahahha, I am not a big T Swift fan, but my fiance is…and it cracks me up! Chuck and my stepson Ethan sing the songs so loud in the car, so I appreciate her for that š
okay but now I have 22 stuck in my head.
Words cannot even describe how in love with this post I am. WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE IT CHELSEA!!!!
LOVE! that is all.
I'm in my thirties and still love Taylor and find her music totally relate-able. Is that wrong?
hahahaha! YES! She's the best…although, I have to admit I had a pang of jealousy when she dated Jake Gyllenhaal. He's so dreamy!
OBSESSED.
This is the greatest!
Love me some Taylor and I can't stand Katy Perry!
Huge T-Swift fan all the way!!!! I'll always buy her albums, too!!
YES YES YES. Especially number 8. I love #8! Haha.
I haven't really been a fan of T-Swift, but her last album got me a little.
YESSSS!! I will forever be buying those cds for the lyric booklets (and polaroids this time) because of the foreword and the coded messages and YES!! Also, there's nothing wrong with her boyfriends (which she doesn't even have anymore) and I love her hair and she's just got the most amazing life moving to New York and hanging with VS models and all (and she even looks like one too) and her hair!! Oh her hair and those crop top looks. Ahh I want to be her, but I guess being a fan is the best I can do.
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The Life of Little Me
haha, I'm 42yrs old and I Love Taylor Swift!!
I'm not that big of a Taylor Swift fan, but I understood everything you said here. Here clothing is GORGEOUS though! She really needs to start a clothing line!
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haha yes! We bought the album on Vinyl and it had the lyrics in it too!
lol. i'm not a 'swiftie' but my sister is. i totally laughed when i got to #6 because she got a taylor haircut too!
Haha Oh No! I think I might be treading in dangerous waters here, but I like Katy Perry. There, I said it. Can't they just go back to pretending to like each other, so they don't have to divide the rest of us ha!
Umm I wish my cat would just hang out on my shoulder like that š I have to confess that I haven't listened to much of her music but she's pretty adorable!
Haha, love this! I always want whatever hairstyle she has (except for the color, I don't think blonde hair would look good on me) and I feel like I should go put on red lipstick when I see a picture of her. š
haha not the biggest taylor fan but this last album really had me. Now I might be a convert.
SO SO TRUE! I love this!