10 (More) Lies Every Girl Tells Herself.

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  1. Ashley says:

    These are so funny and so true!

  2. Irene says:

    So funny and I could relate to many of them! My version of number is four is 'muscle is heavier than fat, so I'm technically not putting on weight since I started exercising once every … once in a while'.

  3. number one is me every. single. day.

  4. Katie Krause says:

    So easy to relate! Thanks for sharing.

  5. Ha, avoiding number nine has been the secret to my happy marriage!

  6. Hahahahaha dying laughing at these. I say all these to myself all the time. Accept the shower thing – I always have to shower.

  7. Brooke says:

    Hahaha love these! I'm so guilty of number one. I have lots of beautiful to-do lists and nothing else to show for it!

  8. Nadine Lynn says:

    Oh man. These are all so true!!! And I did that shoe one just last week. Again. I should know better by now!!!

  9. You know me, girl! HA! $$$ at Sephora this weekend in particular. "I'm a new mom and I need like 10,000 new things b/c it's been a jillion years since I've spent money on my looks." $60 for a tablespoon of eye cream. HA!

  10. Susannah says:

    Haha. Yeah, these are far too true!!!

  11. Stephanie says:

    hahaha #7 so guilty!

  12. Kati Rose says:

    Oh boy 7 – that is me right now! One of these days I'll listen.

  13. #1 is the story of my life.

  14. These are absolutely fantastic, thanks for sharing! #1 is definitely my weak point šŸ™‚
    ~ Samantha

  15. Kathleen says:

    These are so accurate it's scary! šŸ™‚ I LOL'd to several of them and have def found myself in many of these situations. Great, fun read! šŸ™‚

  16. Girl Brooks says:

    These are so true! I'm guilty of all of those. Minus the crop top, I don't play that game.

  17. HA! I will throw the shoes out though and have many times.

  18. I tell myself #3 & #4 verrrry regularly!

  19. Kimmi says:

    I am guilty of every single one of these….especially the Sephora and the Snooze button!!! Hilarious.

  20. Girl, check this out. I threw away a ton of shoes today!

  21. Heh. "I'll fit into those jeans again one day."

  22. #8 YES! I love smoothies but you have to eat something else with them!

  23. Jess says:

    I totally hit snooze every morning and skip washing my hair!

  24. Love this! I am sooooo guilty of #7.

  25. Elizabeth says:

    Aaaaaand this made my night.

  26. hahaha!!! LOVE!! #9 is my favorite haha šŸ˜‰ Something I need to remember myself!

  27. Yes! Haha! I tell myself I'll throw out shoes every day. Never happens! I almost tried on a crop top over the weekend. #no

  28. Hahaha, this list is the best! So true. #1 is me, for sure. Love my colored pens and little cute lists… with not a damn thing crossed off, hahaha.

  29. jackie jade says:

    ha so true. i'm so guilty of hitting snooze and the looking like crap. oops!

  30. OMG the meal replacement and the gym membership is too funny! So true!

  31. I've fallen into the 1st lie plenty of times.

  32. Crystal says:

    I love this! It's all so true!

  33. Gym membership one is so true. We just bought a $70 membership at Genesis and the only reason I make myself go is so that money does not go to waste lol. And If my to-do list actually got accomplished and finished in the one day it's supposed to, I feel like I'd be stress free!

  34. I couldn't stop laughing while I was reading this at work today.

  35. Kenzie Smith says:

    I love these — all of them are so true!

  36. Tawnya Faust says:

    HAHA these are all so funny, and SO true! LOL

  37. #9 is pretty much the story of my life!

  38. bahahahahhahah seriously though when did crop tops come back???

  39. On point! We are so bad aren't we!? Definitely guilty of the gym membership lie!

  40. Kylie says:

    haha this is awesome. I am SO guilty of the to do lists. Color coded sometimes, but usually just on a pretty post it. šŸ™‚

  41. Kylie says:

    haha this is awesome. I am SO guilty of the to do lists. Color coded sometimes, but usually just on a pretty post it. šŸ™‚

  42. Christina M says:

    Ah … so true! Thanks for the much needed laugh!

  43. Abbey says:

    I actually never wear makeup…. BUT. I do talk myself into wearing yoga pants or sweats and then regret that!

  44. Megan says:

    Hahahahahahahaha. And I love your gif pairings. šŸ˜‰

  45. Haha Amen! Love them all!

  46. ha! i love all of these. i'm the worst offender when it comes to throwing out shoes

  47. These were too good! I'm a big planner and I'd never get anything done if I didn't write things out (and make it pretty of course!). But truly, I end up ignoring it midweek : Also, the one about having a relationship-changing convo at the wrong time? Eeep! I feel like I should be embarrassed that I relate to it so much!

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