10 (More) Lies Every Girl Tells Herself.

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  1. Ashley

    February 9th, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    These are so funny and so true!

  2. Irene

    February 9th, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    So funny and I could relate to many of them! My version of number is four is 'muscle is heavier than fat, so I'm technically not putting on weight since I started exercising once every … once in a while'.

  3. Kasey At The Bat

    February 9th, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    number one is me every. single. day.

  4. Katie Krause

    February 9th, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    So easy to relate! Thanks for sharing.

  5. Because of Jackie

    February 9th, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    Ha, avoiding number nine has been the secret to my happy marriage!

  6. Life with Lolo

    February 9th, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Hahahahaha dying laughing at these. I say all these to myself all the time. Accept the shower thing – I always have to shower.

  7. Brooke

    February 9th, 2015 at 5:05 pm

    Hahaha love these! I'm so guilty of number one. I have lots of beautiful to-do lists and nothing else to show for it!

  8. Nadine Lynn

    February 9th, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    Oh man. These are all so true!!! And I did that shoe one just last week. Again. I should know better by now!!!

  9. Christina @ Happy or Else

    February 9th, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    You know me, girl! HA! $$$ at Sephora this weekend in particular. "I'm a new mom and I need like 10,000 new things b/c it's been a jillion years since I've spent money on my looks." $60 for a tablespoon of eye cream. HA!

  10. Susannah

    February 9th, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    Haha. Yeah, these are far too true!!!

  11. Stephanie

    February 9th, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    hahaha #7 so guilty!

  12. Kati Rose

    February 9th, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    Oh boy 7 – that is me right now! One of these days I'll listen.

  13. Rebecca Chapman

    February 9th, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    #1 is the story of my life.

  14. Samsam Cherie

    February 9th, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    These are absolutely fantastic, thanks for sharing! #1 is definitely my weak point šŸ™‚
    ~ Samantha

  15. Kathleen

    February 9th, 2015 at 7:03 pm

    These are so accurate it's scary! šŸ™‚ I LOL'd to several of them and have def found myself in many of these situations. Great, fun read! šŸ™‚

  16. Girl Brooks

    February 9th, 2015 at 7:08 pm

    These are so true! I'm guilty of all of those. Minus the crop top, I don't play that game.

  17. SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph

    February 9th, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    HA! I will throw the shoes out though and have many times.

  18. Lauren @ The Fledgling Journey

    February 9th, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    I tell myself #3 & #4 verrrry regularly!

  19. Kimmi

    February 9th, 2015 at 9:52 pm

    I am guilty of every single one of these….especially the Sephora and the Snooze button!!! Hilarious.

  20. Nina @ Flowers in my Hair

    February 9th, 2015 at 10:00 pm

    Girl, check this out. I threw away a ton of shoes today!

  21. Krysten Quiles

    February 9th, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    Heh. "I'll fit into those jeans again one day."

  22. Catherine Short

    February 9th, 2015 at 10:47 pm

    #8 YES! I love smoothies but you have to eat something else with them!

  23. Jess

    February 9th, 2015 at 11:07 pm

    I totally hit snooze every morning and skip washing my hair!

  24. Annessa @ Seeking Sunshine

    February 9th, 2015 at 11:25 pm

    Love this! I am sooooo guilty of #7.

  25. Elizabeth

    February 10th, 2015 at 12:57 am

    Aaaaaand this made my night.

  26. Emily @ Ember Grey

    February 10th, 2015 at 1:53 am

    hahaha!!! LOVE!! #9 is my favorite haha šŸ˜‰ Something I need to remember myself!

  27. Lindsay Latimer

    February 10th, 2015 at 1:53 am

    Yes! Haha! I tell myself I'll throw out shoes every day. Never happens! I almost tried on a crop top over the weekend. #no

  28. Mia @ The Chronicles of Chaos

    February 10th, 2015 at 1:59 am

    Hahaha, this list is the best! So true. #1 is me, for sure. Love my colored pens and little cute lists… with not a damn thing crossed off, hahaha.

  29. jackie jade

    February 10th, 2015 at 2:16 am

    ha so true. i'm so guilty of hitting snooze and the looking like crap. oops!

  30. Kerry @ Till Then Smile Often

    February 10th, 2015 at 2:47 am

    OMG the meal replacement and the gym membership is too funny! So true!

  31. Tayler Morrell

    February 10th, 2015 at 3:36 am

    I've fallen into the 1st lie plenty of times.

  32. Crystal

    February 10th, 2015 at 5:16 am

    I love this! It's all so true!

  33. Kaitlyn Arnold

    February 10th, 2015 at 5:23 am

    Gym membership one is so true. We just bought a $70 membership at Genesis and the only reason I make myself go is so that money does not go to waste lol. And If my to-do list actually got accomplished and finished in the one day it's supposed to, I feel like I'd be stress free!

  34. Him & Me (But Mostly Me)

    February 10th, 2015 at 5:50 am

    I couldn't stop laughing while I was reading this at work today.

  35. Kenzie Smith

    February 10th, 2015 at 6:00 am

    I love these — all of them are so true!

  36. Tawnya Faust

    February 10th, 2015 at 7:01 am

    HAHA these are all so funny, and SO true! LOL

  37. The Lady Okie

    February 10th, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    #9 is pretty much the story of my life!

  38. Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre

    February 10th, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    bahahahahhahah seriously though when did crop tops come back???

  39. Elena @ baby Ridley bump

    February 10th, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    On point! We are so bad aren't we!? Definitely guilty of the gym membership lie!

  40. Kylie

    February 10th, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    haha this is awesome. I am SO guilty of the to do lists. Color coded sometimes, but usually just on a pretty post it. šŸ™‚

  41. Kylie

    February 10th, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    haha this is awesome. I am SO guilty of the to do lists. Color coded sometimes, but usually just on a pretty post it. šŸ™‚

  42. Christina M

    February 11th, 2015 at 3:20 am

    Ah … so true! Thanks for the much needed laugh!

  43. Abbey

    February 11th, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    I actually never wear makeup…. BUT. I do talk myself into wearing yoga pants or sweats and then regret that!

  44. Megan

    February 12th, 2015 at 4:16 am

    Hahahahahahahaha. And I love your gif pairings. šŸ˜‰

  45. Shane Prather

    February 15th, 2015 at 5:12 am

    Haha Amen! Love them all!

  46. Nicole Marica

    February 24th, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    ha! i love all of these. i'm the worst offender when it comes to throwing out shoes

  47. Kari | The Kari Diaries

    February 25th, 2015 at 12:33 am

    These were too good! I'm a big planner and I'd never get anything done if I didn't write things out (and make it pretty of course!). But truly, I end up ignoring it midweek : Also, the one about having a relationship-changing convo at the wrong time? Eeep! I feel like I should be embarrassed that I relate to it so much!

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